When Joe, a nice married man passed away, Marlyn his wife was devastated. A couple of months later Marlyn also passed on. Once in heaven she was anxiously searching for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud she could clearly see him. She ran towards him calling his name: “Joe darling…”
Joe said: “hold your horses woman and don’t darling me. The deal was very clear! Till death do us part.
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Boy: I have Twitter, Facebook, Linkedin, Foursquare, Myspace, Flickr, Mxit, Google +, Orkut, Netlog, Multiply, WhatsApp, BBM,…
Girl: Do you have a Life?
Boy: No, please send me a link
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Juju no Zuma where making envelope bombs for Zille then uZuma uthi he’s not sure if d bomb is activated. Juju says check it. Zuma says why if it explodes uJuju said: don’t worry I have another one
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Hlosukwakha: We aim to build 